PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS

Absolute Quiet 1936

Absolute Quiet 1936 Screenplay b Harry Clork, directed by George B Seitz.

Lionel Atwill is a well off business man who collapses at work, his doctor tells him to take a rest with absolute quiet. Lionel goes to his ranch with assistant. Wallace Ford and Bernadene Hayes are a Bonnie and Clyde pair who are on the run, they take over the ranch at gun point.

A plane needs to make an emergency landing in a fog and crashes when the ranch's runway lights aren't lit. The pilots die and the governor shows what a scumbag coward he is by pushing a woman out of the way to escape the plane. There's a reporter and an actor on the flight. The actor gets a couple of cuts on his face. He dismayed it probably means the end of his career.

Things stay civil for a while then Wallace and Bernadene pull their rods and start bossing people around. Their short career as criminals comes to an end when the actor finds a gun and blasts them repeatedly. It's a comedy with some romance, some political commentary, and some murder. Some parts of the script don't make much sense, especially the part where they plan to white wash Wallace and Bernadene being on the scene and letting them run away. They were the ones that caused the plane crash when they stopped Lionel from turning on the runway lights. If anyone deserved to die in a hail of bullets, it's those two.

I thought it was OK but still think the gangster aspect is sill annoying. You can take a look at it on the Internet Archive. See link above.

You Can't Buy Luck 1937

You Can't Buy Luck 1937 Story by Martin Mooney, screenplay by Arthur T Horman and Martin Mooney, directed by Lew Landers. Arthur wrote a lot of films, many mysteries, many comedies including a couple for Abbot and Costello. Martin wrote quite a number of pictures, some stories, some screenplays, some uncredited. I know I've seen The Monster Maker, In Fast Company and Crime Inc. Lew directed nearly 150 movies and over 200 TV episodes. I've certainly seen much of his work.

You Can't Buy Luck starts as a silly comedy then turns into a murder story. Onslow Stevens plays a gambler who owns a race horse called Sarcasm. Onslow is a firm believer in luck and thinks he can generate good luck by being charitable. He sends his cheating girlfriend good luck charm on a trip to Europe too keep her happy. He doesn't know she's got her lover in another cabin. He did meet the guy, played by Vinton Hayworth, when he got a light for a cigarette from him.

Things go sour in the race game and Onslow tries to change his luck. It doesn't work and soon enough he's charged with the murder of his good luck charm. We know that Vinton did it but the police have no clues. Onslow is convicted but escapes jail to prove himself innocent. With the help of Paul Guilfoyle and Helen Mack he finds out who the real killer.

It delivers a decent story with some likeable characters. It's only a hour so there's a certain urgency in getting from one place to another. Enjoyable enough to get to the end, no rush to see it again.

Third Time Lucky 1932

Third Time Lucky 1931 Based on the play by Arnold Ridley, screenplay by Sidney Gilliat, Angus MacPhail and H Fowler Mear, directed by Walter Forde. Arnold is the writer of the 1923 play The Ghost Train which got made into a movie with Arthur Askey. Arnold is mostly remembered for playing Private Godfrey in Dad's Army. One of my favorite characters in the series.

Sidney Gilliat is one of my favorite film makers, he's written and/or directed quite a number of entertaining films, some favorites being The Lady Vanishes, Night Train To Munich, Green For Danger and the St Trinian's series.

The Reverend Arthur Fear takes is upon himself to help his ward, she's being blackmailed by a man who has some incriminating letters of her visit to the room of a young man. Nothing happened but it could break up her engagement if they got sent to her fiance. Turns out the fiance is in league with the blackmailer.

Reverend Fear goes to the blackmailer but he's rebuffed. He decides to sneak in and steal the letters only to be confronted first by Gordon Harker playing a thief and second by the blackmailer. Gordon and the Reverend manage to escape but the blackmailer is on their trail. The movie ends with a shoot out in the middle of the church's fate.

Quite entertaining in the end.  I found a copy online but that source has disappeared.

Trapped By Television 1936

Trapped By Television 1936 Screenplay by Lee Loeb and Harold Buchman, directed by Del Lord. Del directed over 200 films, many of them shorts for Mack Sennett. Del's credited with developing the unique comic style of the Three Stooges, according to his Wikipedia page.

A silly comedy involving a new TV system. Lyle Talbot is the inventor, Nat Pendleton is a bill collector assigned to collect from Lyle. He visits Lyle and goes into business with him even though neither of them has the cash to make the parts needed for the system. Nat gets Lyle a job as a bill collector to help raise funds.

Mary Astor is his first assignment and he winds up talking her into raising money for him. She does and the system is up and running. They get a demo from a Radio Network looking to get into TV. That would have gone well but there's sabotage in the works.

There's more story and a bit of romance before we get to the end. It's a bit slow but there are some gags. I thought it was worth a look once I was done.

The 13th Man 1937

The 13th Man 1937 Written by John W Krafft and directed by William Nigh.

Someone's killed the district attorney at a boxing match with a poisoned dart laced with curare. Weldon Heyburn and Milton Stone are reporters for the local paper. They are really interested in finding out who the DA was going to name as the 13th big crook in town. The DA had caught the 12 biggest crooks and on a special radio announcement he'd named 5 of his top choices for number 13. Some of the suspects were at the boxing match.

A nice little film with a decent story and a good cast. Worth a look for the mystery fan. I enjoyed it enough to download a copy for future perusal.

The Secret Of The Loch 1934

The Secret Of The Loch 1934 Written by Charles Bennett and Billie Bristow, directed by Milton Rosmer. The first film about the Loch Ness Monster. I watched a copy from the Internet Archive. I discovered it was part of The Ealing Studios Rarities Collection. It's the fourth volume and it's also part of The British Film from Network.

Milton Rosmer started his career in 1915 as an actor, he has 65 acting credits on the IMDb, he worked as an actor until 1954. Milton directed a couple of shorts in 1926, a couple years later he started with the first of his 15 feature films. I've only seen a couple of them before this one, Emil And The Detectives and Murder In The Red Barn. Both were entertaining enough but nothing outstanding. The 1935 German version of Emil And The Detectives is much better. Both films are found on a nice 2013 BFI release. It's a Region 2 British release so you need some way to play that if you live outside of the UK.

The Secret Of The Loch starts with a professor trying to convince other scientists that there is a dinosaur in the Loch but no one believes him. A reporter from London convinces his paper to send him to the Loch to see if there's anything to the story. He falls for the professor's daughter when he breaks into the house while trying to get a story. She takes it in stride and eventually plays a nice trick on him.

It's fairly light and breezy until the professor mounts a deep dive. The story turns a bit darker when the diver doesn't return. The professor is put on trial, though he's acquitted, he's vilified in the press. The reporter takes it on himself to turn that around by taking a dive and looking for the monster.

He finds the dead diver and the monster. The part of the monster is being played by an iguana. The reporter manages to escape and the monster is sighted on the surface. The underwater effects are fairly common for the time, there's a panel of water in front of the camera and air bubbles up from the bottom for no particular reason.

The Wikipedia has a bit I liked: Charles Bennett said the film was based on his original idea. He later admitted it was "terrible... but amusing".

I can't say it's terrible, it's about average for a film of the time. I liked some of the characters but that reporter is a jackass. I was glad to have seen it and it does have some significance as an early monster movie and the first film about Nessie.

The Black Hand Gang 1930

The Black Hand Gang 1930 Based on a play called Black Hand George by Bert Lee and R P Weston, screenplay by Victor Kendall, directed by Monty Banks.

Wee Georgie Wood is the kid in the black suit, he's third from the left, he was 34 years old when the picture was made but he's playing a young boy. Georgie started appearing on the stage at age 5 and made a good bit of cash in the music halls of the UK. He was 2 silent pictures and a TV movie from 1951. He appeared in three TV shows, one in 1951, another in 1959, the third in 1970.

Georgie is head of the Black Hand Gang, a bunch of poor kids who run the streets. They have some adventures and cause a bit of trouble. Somehow they hook up with a rich kid who invites them over for tea. It doesn't go so well and there's plenty of broken crockery at the end of the meal. A street encounter with a rival gang leaves the local push cart vendors in shambles. It's a tough neighborhood.

Mostly it was kind of fun, some of the gags work well enough, some don't. The acting is a mixed bag, kind of broad but watchable. I'd watched a copy off the Internet Archive, while looking for images I found the cover to the DVD I already had. I'll be getting to that set of British comedies after I get through the other DVDs in The British Film series from Network. It all takes time.

Death At Broadcasting House 1934

Death At Broadcasting House 1934 Bases on the novel Death at Broadcasting House
by Val Gielgud & Holt Marvell, screenplay by Val Gielgud, Holt Marvell and Basil Mason, directed by Reginald Denham. Val is John Gielgud's brother, at the time he wrote the novel he was the BBC Head Of Productions.The film is set in the BBC's new center Broadcasting House. It was built in 1932 and it's still in use today.

The film is part of The British Film series from Network. I have a stack of their DVDs still to watch, I had stopped buying stuff from the UK when the postage prices rose so much, then I stopped being interested in watching movies. I figured to take a bit of a dip into the stack, as long as interest holds. Nice thing about these old British films is they're often fairly short and briskly paced.

During a radio broadcast a man is strangled. An inspector from Scotland Yard is called into the case. He soon finds the dead guy didn't have any friends around the building. There's a passel of characters, we see them moving about in the offices and studios of Broadcast House. We get a bit of what it's like to record a radio program. There's music from some lady singers and a band or two, there's even dancing girls. It's got a fairly good mystery and a nice sense of humor. Over all it was quite entertaining. I'd watch it again sometime.

A Man Betrayed 1936

 

A Man Betrayed 1936 Dorrell McGowan and Stuart E McGowan wrote the story and screenplay, John H Auer directed.

A fun crime comedy with Edward J Nugent as an oil stock salesman who's discovered that his bosses have invested the money from stock sales in the stock market. They've lost it all. While Edward is off to South America to see the sate of the wells, the head partner kills himself out of shame. The other two are more hardened and decide to frame Edward for the murder of his boss. They hire some scumbags to do the dirty work and poor Edward returns only to find himself arrested and charged for murder. He's quickly tried and convicted. Only a fluke chance springs him from the ride to the death house, now he's got a chance to try to prove himself innocent. He gets a good bit of help from his reverend brother, his fiance and some crooked fight promoters. Nice tight little story, quick moving and snappy dialog. I got a few laughs out of it and that's alright with me.

High Flyers 1937

High Flyers 1937 Screenplay by Benny Rubin, Bert Granet and Byron Morgan, direction by Edward Cline. The last film the boys would make together.

Bert Wheeler and Robert Woolsey run a carnival ride that lets the rider try to fly an early plane simulator. An idiot smuggler hires them to fly a plane for him and not having any real experience flying a plane they take on the job because of the cash. They are told they are flying to pick up some news photos of a hot story. It reality the smuggler has stolen a police plane and the photos are a load of cocaine and some stolen diamonds.

The pair manage to fly the plane after a fashion but there's trouble in the cockpit once they find the cocaine and spill it everywhere. The plane crashes in a rich guys garden and there's plenty of mayhem once they get settled in that guy;s house. Eventually the crooks are caught and things settle down.

It was pretty funny and that makes it sadder that there aren't too be anymore. Bert would make a couple of features, one in 1939 and another in 1942, and that would be it but for a couple of short films in the early 1950s.