Sasquatch

Sasquatch was a right old turd. I checked it out because it has Lance Henriksen and it's was made in Canada. I sometimes like to hear the Canadian accents. It's called The Untold in Canada, and Inexplicable in French Canada. And really, it's inexplicable that anyone would buy this movie on it's own. Not for $12.99. Lucky for me I didn't even burn it onto a dvd. Now I can erase the tape. I could see getting stuck with it in a large collection of dvds. Of course, part of my mind is still reeling from my current journey through the Chilling Classic 50 Movie Pack. I used to think that 50 movies in a box wasn't such a bad thing. Now I'm like Dumbledore in the cave in book 6. "No, no, don't make me watch anymore." And like the book, my own mind also plays the Harry part and I open it up and dip right in. Someday I'll finish that pack off and kill Voldemort. There's got to be some sort of thesis here. I saw Sasquatch on the SciFi channel where they took out the brief nudity. There's a hot tub spring scene in the woods. I know. It's that bad. But that lack of skin saved me $12.99. I've seen plenty o' naked ladies, so I'm never worried that there isn't going to be any nudity. The only interesting thought for me came from Lance Henriksen playing a very simular, but less interesting character to the one he played in Alien Vs Predator. Isn't that sad? The sasquatch pretty much sucked too. The director used fade to black so often it bacame noticeable and annoying. Lance is the head of a bio-tech firm. His doin' poorly company has lost the companies new bio-tech money maker, and Lance's daughter, in a plane crash in the Pacific Northwest. After two months of fruitless air searching Lance leads a dirt bound rescue team. They find the plane, but everyone is gone. Luckily, the one-of-a-kind proto-type is there. It's that kind of movie, one of lazy choices, like serial killers and super secret government organizations. The latter all have their own super secret underground headquarters. If those concrete headquarters were all really there you couldn't dig under any large US city without running into one or six. Perhaps there is a super secret government organization that takes care of the undeground zoning. Somethings got to be done, but not about this movie. This is best ignored. There are better movies to watch, go watch those. Maybe someday soon, I'll have something good to tell you about. Not today.