Macabre Pair of Shorts is a 1996 horror film that lists David Boreanaz as the main actor. I saw the listing for the dvd on NetFlix and found a copy uploaded to YouTube. I watched that to save a NetFlix pick and I'm sure glad I did. My sacrifice means I can warn you not to watch this lame piece of crap. It's poorly made, has a dumb concept and script, and David is only in the movie for about 20 seconds. So boo on them for listing his name first. I guess they want to trick people into watching their movie which really delivers nothing new or interesting. For some reason, and I can guess, this movie scores a 6.3 on the IMDb. Here's the voting.
| 32 |  39.0% |
10 |
| 2 | 2.4% |
9 |
| 2 | 2.4% |
8 |
| 6 | 7.3% |
7 |
| 2 | 2.4% |
6 |
| 7 | 8.5% |
5 |
| 9 | 11.0% |
4 |
| 3 | 3.7% |
3 |
| 8 | 9.8% |
2 |
| 11 | 13.4% |
1 |
It sure looks to me like the director and/or some of his pals have stacked the deck, otherwise you have to put it down to delusional fans who have unrealistic opinions of the movie. There's no reason to give that movie a ten, especially if you think that a ten should only go to movies that are totally at the top of their game. This has no game and I gave it a 2. I wasn't just trying to bring down the average, I really I thought I was being a bit generous. You can check it out at the YouTube link above. If you get through it, there's no helpin' ya.
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