Even if One-Eyed Monster isn't that good it's got Ron Jeremy and his penis. It's a 2008 horror comedy that was written by Jordan, Scott and Adam Fields and directed by Adam. While Adam is more of a composer, he did direct this film and three previous shorts. Neither Adam or Scott have any IMDb credits past 2008. Jordan is a producer on Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return.
Besides Ron Jeremy, the only other cast members I know are Charles Napier, Amber Benson and Veronica Hart. Charles has been in so much stuff over the years, Veronica is a 70's and 80's porn star, and Amber you might remember from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Ron is part of a group of porn actors going to a remote mountain side cabin to do some filming. Ron and Veronica are the old pros, all the others are new to the game. There's a bit of a crew there, director, producer, cameraman, sound guy, and a gaffer. Amber does the make up and acts as script girl.
During Ron's scene he goes out to take a whiz. Outside he sees a shooting star which then zaps him. During the scene Ron's cock runs off and he goes into a coma, then dies. The cock chases the cast and crew around until Charles Napier arrives. He'd had a run in with a similar cock in 'Nam and he's been holed up in the mountains ever since. A bunch of people get drilled to death before subduing the deadly member. It ends with a big question.
It's got some humor, not much nudity, and a big penis monster. It was OK but not much better than average. I would only recommend to the big hoprror fan who wants to see it all.
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