Star Odyssey 1979 A messy Italian space opera with plenty of aliens, space ships and robots but not much by way of quality film making. Al Bradly is the director, he's really Alfonso Brescia trying to disguise that he's really Italian. He directed several movies and yet they keep hiring him.
Earth is attacked by a superior alien force. A scientist gathers some other scientists together to build a weapon that would defeat them. It's a story told poorly in every possible way. I can't think of anything in the film that would make me think these are people with talent. Sometimes a poorly made film will elicit some laughs but here it's just awful to the point of embarrassment. There's a copy of the film you can avoid on YouTube.
Vampire Vixens From Venus 1995 Here's a movie that's even worse than the previous one. Even a bevy of fake breasts can't make this film bearable. The gals are aliens who aren't really vampires. They're shape shifters and the shape they take are those of bimbos on the pull. They seduce men to get them aroused, they they plonk a machine on their heads and suck life out of them. The remains are a pod of twisted skin and goo. The extract is sold back home.
Michelle Bauer and JJ North are two of the Venusian's, neither of them are good actors, and they're in good company with the rest of the cast. The script is poor, both in story idea and dialog. The main cop character is really annoying, at best. They've got him acting all clumsy, inefficient, unobservant, clueless and gullible, it's so poorly done, it's just awful to watch. You can check it out on YouTube, link above, but why would you want to? Neither of today's are films I need to watch again. That's a good thing.
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